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looks like he's going to eat my ear....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cocomo5.png</image:loc><image:title>cocomo5</image:title><image:caption>Looking at this now it might feel forced, but I think it's a smile...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cocomo4.png</image:loc><image:title>cocomo4</image:title><image:caption>He seems to be attempting to smile...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cocomo3.png</image:loc><image:title>cocomo3</image:title><image:caption>He truly believes that giving sugar is the way to go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cocomo.png</image:loc><image:title>cocomo</image:title><image:caption>I thought we were good...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-10T10:42:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/30/perception-often-causes-alternate-realities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/perception.png</image:loc><image:title>perception</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-02T23:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/25/gimmie-a-hell-yeah-for-nineties-wrestling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/shawn1.png</image:loc><image:title>shawn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-26T01:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/23/im-still-comfy-on-the-big-orange-couch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/snick.png</image:loc><image:title>snick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-24T01:20:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/22/a-trip-down-memory-lane-never-hurt-anyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/memorylane.png</image:loc><image:title>memorylane</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-22T18:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/16/your-light-is-always-shining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/light.png</image:loc><image:title>light</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-18T10:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/09/im-a-logan-echolls-voicemail-message/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/yesterday.png</image:loc><image:title>yesterday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-10T02:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/06/veronica-mars-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/veronicamars.png</image:loc><image:title>veronicamars</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-06T19:15:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/05/the-stepford-wives-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/stepford.png</image:loc><image:title>stepford</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-06T00:13:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/03/29/50-50-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/5050.png</image:loc><image:title>5050</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-04T15:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/02/twenty-years-of-the-traumatization-of-an-inner-thirteen-year-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/shock.png</image:loc><image:title>shock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-02T22:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/04/01/april-fools-day-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/aprilfools.png</image:loc><image:title>aprilfools</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-02T02:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/03/30/my-dad-will-go-down-with-his-ship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/vs.png</image:loc><image:title>VS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-31T01:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/03/26/my-online-world-is-glamorous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/global.png</image:loc><image:title>global</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-27T22:40:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/03/24/the-princess-saves-herself-in-this-one-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/princess.png</image:loc><image:title>princess</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T01:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/03/23/ghostship-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ghostship.png</image:loc><image:title>ghostship</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-24T02:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefre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/changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/20/dear-mama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama10.png</image:loc><image:title>mama10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama9.png</image:loc><image:title>mama9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama8.png</image:loc><image:title>mama8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama7.png</image:loc><image:title>mama7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama6.png</image:loc><image:title>mama6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama4.png</image:loc><image:title>mama4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama5.png</image:loc><image:title>mama5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama3.png</image:loc><image:title>mama3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama2.png</image:loc><image:title>mama2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mama.png</image:loc><image:title>mama</image:title><image:caption>Happy birthday, mama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-20T18:53:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/13/murder-on-the-orient-express-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/murder.png</image:loc><image:title>murder</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-14T02:56:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/11/always-meet-the-ash-vs-evil-dead-cast-when-possible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ash42.png</image:loc><image:title>ash4</image:title><image:caption>I love that she signed this on top of the other picture as well.  Plus, I love that she addressed it to my dad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ash21.png</image:loc><image:title>ash2</image:title><image:caption>I need to find a cocktail that mimics Pink Fuck to drink while watching the new season of Ash vs. Evil Dead this year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ash32.png</image:loc><image:title>ash3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-12T02:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/08/surpassing-goals-and-taking-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/books6.png</image:loc><image:title>books6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/books5.png</image:loc><image:title>books5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/books4.png</image:loc><image:title>books4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/books3.png</image:loc><image:title>books3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/books2.png</image:loc><image:title>books2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/books.png</image:loc><image:title>books</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/booklove.png</image:loc><image:title>booklove</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2017books.png</image:loc><image:title>2017books</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-08T22:52:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/06/the-beginning-of-my-journey-with-harry-potter/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-07T02:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/06/the-end-of-my-time-with-harry-potter/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-07T02:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/05/theres-someone-inside-your-house-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/theresomeone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theresomeone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-06-15T17:24:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/03/love-always-lives-within-and-radiates-out/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-04T02:54:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/02/the-magpie-murders-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/magpiemurders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magpiemurders</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-02T19:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/12/28/tequila-infused-blueberries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/margarita1.png</image:loc><image:title>margarita</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-30T17:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/12/27/billboards-really-can-have-a-lasting-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa2</image:title><image:caption>Can of worms, everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-28T02:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/12/31/the-strain-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestrain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thestrain</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-28T02:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2018/01/01/resolutions-do-not-have-to-begin-on-new-years-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/newyear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-27T19:11:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/12/30/yes-please-book-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/yesplease.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yesplease</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-27T19:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/12/29/the-mountain-between-us-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbu.png</image:loc><image:title>tmbu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-27T19:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/12/20/i-dont-feel-like-dirt-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/sendinglove1.png</image:loc><image:title>sendinglove</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/happyholidays.png</image:loc><image:title>happyholidays</image:title><image:caption>I don't know who made this image but it's lovely and colorful and I love it to 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he not adorable?  I mean seriously!  Someone give me a koala!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-26T01:40:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/24/professor-marston-and-the-wonder-women-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatww.png</image:loc><image:title>pmatww</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-24T11:27:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/19/it-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/it.png</image:loc><image:title>it</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T19:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/23/what-is-it-about-the-price-is-right-that-takes-us-back-to-childhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/priceisright.png</image:loc><image:title>priceisright</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T15:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/19/insidious-film-review/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-19T16:52:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/17/today-is-your-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/birthday.png</image:loc><image:title>birthday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-18T19:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/14/kevin-smith-is-simply-amazing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05995.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05995</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05989.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05989</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05983.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05983</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05980.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05980</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05979.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05979</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05973.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05973</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05971.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05971</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05967.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05967</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05966.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05966</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dsc05964.png</image:loc><image:title>DSC05964</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-18T02:22:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/17/insomnia-must-be-in-a-relationship-with-the-devil/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-18T02:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/15/happy-death-day-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/happydeathday.png</image:loc><image:title>happydeathday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-15T17:40:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/14/friday-the-13th-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fridaythe13th.png</image:loc><image:title>fridaythe13th</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-14T17:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/09/30/start-being-excited-about-what-could-go-right/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-14T04:34:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/09/30/i-cannot-avoid-having-shows-make-me-cry-today/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-14T04:33:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/01/butterflies-in-the-sky-i-can-go-twice-as-high/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-14T04:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://michellepatterson.net/2017/10/03/friend-request-film-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/friendrequest.png</image:loc><image:title>friendrequest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-14T04:31:50+00:00</l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blown redhead!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/purple.png</image:loc><image:title>purple</image:title><image:caption>Some purple and blue for you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/red.png</image:loc><image:title>red</image:title><image:caption>Red streaks ahoy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cat.png</image:loc><image:title>cat</image:title><image:caption>The ponytail the length of Oliver</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/blueblack.png</image:loc><image:title>blueblack</image:title><image:caption>Blue and black.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/blue.png</image:loc><image:title>blue</image:title><image:caption>I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://michellepatterson.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/blend.png</image:loc><image:title>blend</image:title><image:caption>Multi-colored head of 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